His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed, listening to the tirade. "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a fucking mess, and the dishes aren't done.
I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my fucking pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the fuck did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole!?"
“Because he’s thinking of getting married..."
